25 ноября 2025
The Funeral of the Blue Link ⚰️ (Your Traffic Isn't Missing, It's Stolen)
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Grab a shovel, we’re burying your SEO strategy.
In this debut episode, Zero-Click Nick is having a mental breakdown because Semrush says he's #1, but his analytics look like a crime scene. Hallucination Heidi explains the hard truth: Google isn't sending you traffic anymore; it's cannibalizing your content to feed its AI.
We discuss:
Why "Zero-Click" is the scariest buzzword of 2025.
How Google AI Overviews and Perplexity use your content without paying child support.
Why being "Rank 1" is now a participation trophy.
How to stop crying and start tracking Citation Frequency. The only metric that proves you still exist.
Stop writing for humans. They aren't reading. Feed the robot.
Check if the AI is ghosting you: https://geometrika.dev/en
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