Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com EP 395 — Timestamps 00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon 03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him 05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls 11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?! 13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs 15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend? 15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom? 16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing 19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake? 22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable 24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now? 25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip 26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job” 27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins 28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral? 29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity 30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment 31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it 33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob 34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window 35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl? 36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?! 38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself? 45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding 47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified” 50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past? 51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible 53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret? 56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married? 57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time 58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD” 59:26 – Back to the wedding question 01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you? 01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music? 01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed 01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views? 01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done 01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee 01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants 01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip 01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a hole Thanks to ZBiotics and Quince. Go to https://zbiotics.com/socks and use SOCKS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks #sponsored #ad